Lappin down the street in my Subrau
Acting all cool that's just what we do
Gettn a slush puppy in the afternoons
Pump'n some of those sweet as tunes
We arrived at Madmans River Bend
To catch up with our mad friends
Floating down the river on a hot summers day
That's how we live life in Hay
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Walking down the street and there was a brawl,
Out on the street near memorial hall,
These people were dumb, not educated
Punched me in the nose, I felt violated
I started punching back at a rapid pace
Then one of the bastards glasses me in the face
They ripped out all my hair, tore at my clothes
Hit me in the face, smashed me in the nose
Things were gettin' gross, lookin' kinda sick
I had to end it all with a round house kick!
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One day I went down to Cementry Bend
That's where Matt Miller lives at the rivers end
I went to drink 'cordial' and have a good time
Cause drinking 'cordial' ain't no crime
We had a party there on Saturday night
And then it all ended in a bloody fight
That's what happened at the rivers end
All right there on Cementry Bend.
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I was hooning around in my car
Unfortunately cause of Ned we didn't get far
We decided to jump over a dam
Got airborne then the car went BAM!
Scott phoned his mum, who got pretty snappy
And we soon found out, she wasn't to happy
'Did you get hurt Scott, my precious little muffin?'
It wasn't my fault mum, I didn't do nuffin!
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